And these snippets of silliness were inspired by that wonderful confused
person who asked about "All My Horses Are Dead."


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Date: Sun, 7 Dec 1997 03:44:39 +0000
From: Jane Locastro <jlocastro@worldnet.att.net>
Reply-To: dar-list@world.std.com
To: dar-list@world.std.com
Subject: "I ain't heard no horses sing none of it"

Why is everyone making fun of Dar's early songs? Give the woman a break, she
was just getting started.

For those unfamiliar with Dar's early cassettes, here are the words to the
choruses from each title song:

>From "I Have No Heroes":

I have no heroes
No subs, no hoagies, I'm a vegetarian.
Perhaps some tea and some Cheerios
Tofu, brown rice and condiments
I am selective, I suppose.
I have no taste for Sloppy Joes.

>From "All My Horses Are Dead":

All my horses are dead
I have to drive a car instead,
It's never again, no more hay, no more neighing

They met untimely ends, but those horses were my friends
I'll carry the reins, follow the hoofprints, I'll remember...