"GOP PERVERT HALL OF SHAME NOW CONTAINS OVER FIFTY
FIVE NAMES"


A RECOVERING LIBERAL EXCLUSIVE Last week’s arrest of
the fourth highest person in the vaunted Department of
Homeland Security, Brian Doyle, brought back memories
of other notable folks on the right who preached the
Good Book but were really, really bad boys. You
remember them, guys like Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert
who never flinched at taking their flocks’ money but
somehow managed to use at least part of it for some
sweet young stuff.

That got me thinking about other Republican holier
than thou folks who might be in the same boat. I asked
a friend to do a bit of research on that subject, and
here is the list that he put together;

Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd was
arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with an 8-year
old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for
Denton County, Texas, constable.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich of Wilkes Barre,
Pennsylvania pled no contest to fondling a 10-year old
girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo of Floyd County,
Kentucky was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old
boy.

Republican teacher and former city councilman John
Collins of Asbury Park, New Jersey pled guilty to
sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.

Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker of
Nashua, New Hampshire is a convicted child molester.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano of Waterbury,
Connecticut is serving a 37-year sentence in federal
prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls.

Republican Mayor John Gosek of Oswego, New York was
arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year
old girls.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz of
Richland County, Ohio pled guilty to molesting two
girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years
in prison.

Republican Speaker of the Puerto Rico House of
Representatives Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced
to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between
the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain of Monroe
County, Pennsylvania was charged with molesting a
teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott
Heldreth of Kannapolis, N.C., is a convicted child
rapist in Florida.

Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and
Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader of Witchita,
Kansas pled guilty to performing a sexual act on an
11-year old girl he murdered.

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency of
Camden, New Jersey pled guilty to possessing child
pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to
anybody who murders an abortion doctor.

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge of
Soputhbay, California was sentenced to three years
probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old
girl.

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator
Strom Thurmond of South Carolina had sex with a
15-year old black girl which produced a child.

Republican pastor Mike Hintz of Des Moines, Iowa, who
George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential
campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a
sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble of New London,
Connecticut pled no contest to having an inappropriate
relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer of
Arizona was charged with molesting his 9-year old step
daughter after including her in an anti-Gore
television commercial.

Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. and
Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence both of
Washington, D.C. organized child sex parties at the
White House during the 1980s.

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens of
Columbus, Ohio was found guilty of having sex with a
female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio of Burke,
Virginia was found guilty of child porn charges and
paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen of Colorado
Springs. Colorado was convicted on six counts of sex
crimes involving children.

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney of El Paso
County, Arizona pled guilty to attempted sexual
assault on a child.

Republican Congressman Dan Crane of Illinois had sex
with a female minor working as a congressional page.

Republican activist and Christian Coalition and South
Carolina Republican leader Beverly Russell admitted to
an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline of Orange County,
California was placed under house arrest for child
molestation and possession of child pornography.

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert
Bauman of Maryland was charged with having sex with a
16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

Republican Committee Chairman and attorney Jeffrey
Patti of Sparta, New Jersey was arrested for
distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being
raped.

Republican activist Marty Glickman of Florida (a.k.a.
“Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida
police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with
an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug
LSD. It was Glickman, interestingly enough, that
claimed Bill Clinton came from a low rent state and
had torn down all of the standards for the highest
office in the land.

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks of Quartz
Hill, California was charged with molesting a 12-year
old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway who had
relocated to Maine from Huntsville, Alabama after
having been accused of having sex with his 12-year old
baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the
allegations were reported in the media.

Republican preacher Stephen White of West Chester,
Pennsylvania, who demanded a return to traditional
values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a
14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on
him.

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews of Houston,
Texas pled guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11
year old girl.

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling
of Anderson, Indiana was sentenced to 40 years in
prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he
attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram of Thurston
County, Washington pled guilty to six counts of raping
his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

Republican election board official Kevin Coan of St.
Louis, Missouri was sentenced to two years probation
for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year
old girl.

Republican politician Andrew Buhr, also of St. Louis,
was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy
with a 13-year old boy.

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland of Kingsport,
Tennessee was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd
and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16
(i.e. exposing himself to children).

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt of
Pensacola, Florida was found guilty of molesting a
15-year old girl.

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs of Hawaii
County, Hawaii pled guilty to molesting a male child.

Republican activist John Butler of Cass County,
Illinois was charged with criminal sexual assault on a
teenage girl.

Republican candidate Richard Gardner of Clark County,
Nevada admitted to molesting his two daughters.

Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W.
Gardner of Lancaster, Pennsylvania was convicted of
molesting a 13-year old girl.

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter
of Boothbay, Maine pled guilty to unlawful sexual
contact and assault on a teenage boy.

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. of
Wrightsville Borough, Delaware pled no contest to
raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in
prison.

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to
possession of child pornography on his home computer
and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and
fined $18,000.

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado
state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired
after child pornography was found in his possession.

Republican strategist and Citadel Military College
graduate Robin Vanderwall of Virginia was convicted in
Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys
and girls over the internet.

Republican city councilman Mark Harris of West Bend,
Wisconsin, who has been described as a “good military
man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly
having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to
12 years in prison.

Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his
candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations
surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four
underage girls, including his daughter.

Republican director of the “Young Republican
Federation” Nicholas Elizondo of Bakersfield,
California molested his 6-year old daughter and was
sentenced to six years in prison.

Republican president of the New York City Housing
Development Corp, Russell Harding, pled guilty to
possessing child pornography on his computer.

Republican benefactor of conservative Christian
groups, Richard A. Dasen, Sr. of Kalispell, Montana,
was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen,
62, who is married with grown children and several
grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the
past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex
with a large number of young women.

Republican Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
authorized the rape of children in Iraqi prisons in
order to humiliate their parents into providing
information about the anti-American insurgency.

These are all matters of public record, not hearsay.
They have been reported in both the local press where
the incidents occurred and in various national media.
The perverts in question have come from all over the
country. Their major similarity is that they are
Republican Conservative Christian activists who have
made their mark by preaching family values while
performing unspeakable acts of perversion, many with
minors.

So much for family values from the religious right.
Now, I am not saying that there aren’t a few pervs who
call themselves Democrats, but, somehow, these holier
than thou arsh luchs (you can look it up, it’s Yiddish
for a**holes) are true and certain hypocrites along
with being perverts.

When a political party presents itself as the party of
the righteous, whether it is The Republican Party or
the Shiite Party in Iraq, or for that matter some
members of the various Chasidic sects, you can be
absolutely certain that there is something being
hidden under all of that religious pomp. Consider the
child molestation scandals that have rocked The Roman
Catholic Church over the past few years, and you will
realize that this problem covers a broad range of
people.

However, when you consider the number of Republican
members of the religious right/anti choice crowd that
have been arrested and sentenced for these perverse
acts with children, you come to realize that in their
place, at least, religion and conservative politics
are truly the hiding places of perverts and
scoundrels, perhaps in larger numbers than anywhere
else in our country."
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LET ME REPEAT THAT: "These are all matters of public
record, not hearsay. They have been reported in both
the local press where the incidents occurred and in
various national media. The perverts in question have
come from all over the country. Their major similarity
is that they are Republican Conservative Christian
activists who have made their mark by preaching family
values while performing unspeakable acts of
perversion, many with minors."